You get 22 you start moving all this shit.
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Like 18 year olds, let me hear you all in the audience! See y'all don't know how to fuck yet, see. And you just start to learn your body and getting it on your shoulders on to fuck. I'm in my sexual prime, this, I fuck now! These are the years to fuck! This is when you do your best fucking. Johnson you have aids." "AIDS?! But I'm not homosexual!" "Sure you're not homosexual." All the diseases scare me because I'm like these.these are fuck years for me, like I'm. And go home with AIDS on their lips! And then when her husband, like five years later, Somebody says "Mr. One night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend, give them a little kiss. I say what's next, I guess you just put your dick in it and explodes! And the girl would be on the bed: "Maybe I should see a doctor about it." Kills people! It petrifies me because girls be hanging out with them. And now they got AIDS that just kills motherfuckers. Then they came out with herpes, you keep that shit forever like luggage. In the good old days, you got gonorrhea, you dick hurt, go get a shot, cleared right up.
AIDS is scary because it kills motherfuckers, AIDS! That ain't like the good old days when venereal disease was simple. You know what's really scary about it? that new AIDS shit. Ladies be saying: "Gay men are the best friends to have!" "because they don't want anything from you, you don't want anything from them, you just hang out, you can be with them and get fun and just talk to them" and all that bullshit, and they be hanging out with them. Really! Just after the game you say: "I'm gonna get a beer, what's you gonna do?" "I think I'm gonna suck some guy's dick." "Well, I'll see you later!" "You go suck that dick, I'm gonna have the beer." Ladies are hip to it too. Them guys don't feel, you know, alienated, like, gay people, because they're gay.
I kid the homosexuals a lot, because they're homosexuals.
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